I have to give thanks to all of the elderly clients who come to my salon. They are the ones with the big bucks and old money. However, they are not the nicest clients and have no problem expressing their feelings.
Take for example Mrs S. The poor thing thinks it is her first visit to the salon every time she arrives for her appointment. She proceeds to tell us how beautiful the place is. She can never remember where to get changed into a robe, and what room she is going into. She has visited us at least 6 times and has no recollection whatsoever of being there. The last time she told us that she is going on a Pilgrimage to Israel. We haven't heard form her since. Scary.
How about Mrs E. She has a really bad back and neck , so every time she gets shampooed, she screams at the top of her lungs, "You are gonna give me a stroke for God's Sake. You got me all wet again!!" Of course she is going to get all wet!! She can not put her head back so all the water goes down her back and soaks her right down to her Depends.
And the poor hairdresser that cuts her has to follow her into the ladies room and blow dry her blouse , bra, and panties. All doing so while on her knees with Mrs. E's old ass in her face.
And just last week, one of my lovely desk girls called me to the ladies lockers room to show me that an elderly guest removed her gigantic boulder sized bra and equally as large sanitary napkin and left it for all hotel guest to see in her locker.
Pretty.
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